In yesterday's post I dared to say Paris Hilton entertains me, and I confessed I liked her because she works when she doesn't need to, she has a sense of humor, and I've never heard of her being mean. This caused a Category 5 irony storm in the comments.
Ok, I'd vowed after this satire piece that I wasn't going to write anything else about Paris Hilton but when I saw this headline: World awaits Paris Hilton's return I lost it. The world awaits it?
A smiling Paris Hilton walked out of a Los Angeles County jail early Tuesday, officially ending a bizarre, three-week stay that ignited furious debate over celebrity treatment in the jail system.
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WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Firstborn sons have higher IQs than their younger brothers, and their social status within the family may explain why, researchers reported on Thursday.
Excerpt:"NBC News is disputing a report that the network is paying Paris Hilton for her first interview after she is released from jail.
Everytime I write a story I get some people asking why they were not in it. So, here's their chance... everyone can add to this story. All I ask is that your comment adds to the story so far. The announcement was posted at noon.
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And the media circus continues:LOS ANGELES - Paris Hilton was transferred back to an all-women's jail because her condition was declared stable after nearly a week in a medical ward, a sheriff's official said Thursday.
Paris Hilton's parents visited their daughter after breezing past others waiting to see loved ones — an incident that raised new complaints that the heiress is receiving special treatment.
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Paris Hilton is a beautiful and unbelievably wealthy human being.
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This is what I predict you'll see if you watch tv this afternoon, which I advise you to follow my lead and not do: "This special bulletin is just in! Paris Hilton is still in jail.
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Free Paris Hilton has not initiated any private discussions.